Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is the strongest animal?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do you measure a millennial?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?