Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?