What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do you make a bandstand?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why is money so stubborn?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?