What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What table can you never sit at?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do naked fish play with?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the dog overweight?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?