Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
The museum curator needed a break.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are ghosts always single?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?