Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?