Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?