What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?