What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What does winter fat turn into?
What animal floats best?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?