What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?