What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do bees chew?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the fish blush?