What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which state has the best streets?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?