Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do all the planets get along?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?