What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What car always breaks the rules?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?