What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?