What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do Scottish toads play?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?