What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?