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On a dark and stormy night...
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?