What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
It's Crowded!
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?