What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?