What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?