What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?