What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the dog so popular?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Can February March?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?