What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?