Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?