Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What sport can waiters play really well?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the echo get detention?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of bow can't be tied?