What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
A book just fell on my head.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?