What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Surprise!!!!
What do cows say on NYE?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?