What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How did the toad die?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?