Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?