Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?