What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Families are like fudge.