What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the friendliest pen?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the computer run out of money?