What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?