What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?