What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Can February March?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How do hurricanes see?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?