What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do jokesters study in college?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?