How does a sidewalk address a question?
With a concrete answer.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?