What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?