Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the richest basketball team?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which state has the best streets?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?