Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
What's a priest's favorite food?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?