Why are sheep such great pranksters?
They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How do you make antifreeze?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do fairies always drink?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the frog starve?