What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?