Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?