Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the politest month?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?