Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which insect makes the best father?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?