What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
Where do colds go on vacation?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the snake cross the road?