What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?