Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How does dinner smell?