Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?