What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
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What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?