How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did one plate say to the other?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?