What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do nosey peppers do?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do cows go on the weekend?