What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are books always so angry?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?