What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do hands go on vacation?