What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is an insect's favorite game?