What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do cats love to work?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do people always trip on September 22?