Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do math teachers eat?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?