Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do bees get to school?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What school subject really rocks?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the cat start laughing?