Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do nosey peppers do?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How was the wedding?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?