What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the foal cough?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?