What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?