Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?