What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What style of music weighs the most?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?