What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?