Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a forklift?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?