Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?