Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do bees say in the summer?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How is life like toilet paper?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a sad latte?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?