What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Where do chips wear socks?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What bird is losing its hair?