What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
When does a horse talk?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How long will dinner be?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?