Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the barber win the race?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is money so stubborn?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do little fish love to play with?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?