Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?