What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?