What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?