How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
Which subject has two parts?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What fish sings the best?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?