What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
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What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?