What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How are mountains able to see?